meaningful conversations

yes: hey do you eat isaw?
iko: sympre i love it why
yes: which would you rather eat - ipot na nilaga or isaw na hilaw?
iko: wat the fuck is ipot na nilaga?
yes: ipot poops ng chicken boiled
iko: ewww someone wants that?
yes: noooooo just asking
iko: aside it commming from the intestines of isaw
yes: kaya nga pick one
yes: iksss pick one
iko: kadiri ayaw
yes: ahAHah
iko: can we have meaningful conversations
iko: not like this
yes: lol
iko: did you eat lunch already?
yes: yep ginamit ko kutsarita lol
iko: with your hands?
iko: baduy
yes: baduy ka
yes: you cant pick one ahahHAHHA
iko: hmmm...isaw
yes: isaw may ipot sa loob eh edi hindi luto
yes: buti pa yung nilaga luto
iko: hahahha
yes: huhu im bored

omg i know this: